Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.
Pics or it didn’t happen
His name is T.I.
He brought me flowers.
Obligatory outdoor photos.
Here I am, introducing him to friends.
A close-up shot of his dashing visage.
My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.
Photos that speak: Fuck your fountain. Fuck your tree. Fuck voter suppression. Fuck your labels. Fuck your stereotypes. Fuck your hatred. Fuck your restaurants. Fuck that dude. Fuck police brutality. Fuck white supremacy.
Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point
(Source: patrickmasturbateman)
“Bruno Mars played an intern named Devin who saves the day at the Internet radio network Pandora during an “SNL” sketch.
When a number of singers and bands can’t be streamed, Devin (Mars) gives the listeners what they want by doing a series of impressions, including Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong, Steven Tyler fronting Aerosmith, Katy Perry,Justin Bieber, and Michael Jackson.” - You can watch here







